From: SftblGrl02@aol.com A guy walked into a gay bar and sat down at the counter. He called the bartender over and asked for a drink. The bartender agreed, but told him that first he had to name his penis. The guy thought for a minute, and figured that maybe he could get some suggestions. So he walked up to a guy who was playing pool and asked, "What's the name of your penis?" The guy playing pool answered, "Ford. Have you driven a Ford lately?" And he returns to playing pool. So the guy walked to a man watching a poker game and asked, "What's the name of your penis?" The guy answered, "Timex. Takes a lickin', keeps on tickin'." And he walked away. So the guy walked back up to the counter and asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender asked, "Have you named your penis yet?" The guy answered, "Yeah. Secret. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. Can I have my drink now?"